Bad End
You said apple, I feel like this is some form of mating call, you have succeeded in attracting a potential mate *Potential Mate squats into crab walk and snaps vigorously*

grits my teeth and backs away from the computer slowly but surely

I really want to cosplay Emily but I dunno how to do the hair braids things she has on one side QnQ

I’M SORRY ABOUT MY CHARACTERS’ IMPOSSIBLE COSPLAY HAIR

There has to be somebody out there who knows a lot about wigs who could figure out how to do it…………….maybe…….I hope………….

letting you know now that i'm camping out in front of your blog waiting for that saintly game

oh sweetie it’s going to take a few months!!! I’m glad you’re so excited though omg <3

are you going to sign up for the hswc and if so what teams do you want? (I'm asking as a curious competitor mostly)

oh lord. I always plan to sign up but I end up never having the time for it. Especially this summer I don’t think it’s feasible. But I do hope that some other people who might be interested can benefit from my signal boost!

au in which mikey and toby extreme buttfuck. like on skateboards.

um that’s canon

Perhaps you're in the Matrix.

maybe I AM the matrix

Wouldn't you turning into a computer imply there's something wrong with you, namely that you're turning into a computer?

my dream is to be an android though so I don’t see anything wrong with it

Oh my god I'm sooooo sorry if I'm bothering you with this. I read Guidestuck and I INSTANTLY fell in love with it. It is the best ever. But you haven't updated since a while ago? I'm probably being stupid but I was just wondering when when we'll see more! Sorry if this has been asked before. ;A;

asghjk my answer right now is “hopefully soon”. I’ve been finishing up school, and now I’m jobhunting, on top of a bunch of other stuff. I’m gonna be honest and say that Guidestuck is about number 6 or 7 on my list of priorities right now.

BUT. That doesn’t mean I’m done with it. Other things just need to get done first. I’m sorry for the wait!

gurren lagann

LMFAO

Simon lives underground like a little moleman and also Kamina lives there too. They don’t wear shirts because they don’t give any fucks basically. Kamina is like ONE DAY LITTLE MAN YOU WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL and it’s very sexual and probably is a metaphor for becoming a man. Eventually they surface and there’s a guy named Kitten or Kittan or something who has big eyebrows, and also Yoko is apparently like 14 but she looks 25 like in every anime ever. They…might be on the same team? Some kind of resistance fighters? There’s some thundercats or something that are like half-human half-animal, and there’s a scorpion lady (I think her name is Adiane??) who fucks up shark-kun aka Viral all the time

Nia is basically most things that people love about Hawaii slapped onto a girl’s body (white fluffy clouds for hair, big flowers for eyes, everyone loves her so she’s basically a tourist destination). She’s a princess I guess? Also Simon’s love interest, even though Kamina pierces Simon’s heavens with his drill all the time until he dies apparently out of nowhere

There’s a robot but who gives a shit about the goddamn robot

Catherine/Katherine?

Oh man.

You play as (I think his name is) Vincent and you have to choose between your supposedly boring wife (or fiancee, or girlfriend? one of those) and the sexy Catherine for some reason that isn’t clear to me at all. Catherine may or may not actually exist? You have to climb towers and push blocks around in some inter-dimensional place where Vincent is in his boxers and has sheep horns. There may or may not be other sheep involved. I seem to also recall some sort of huge ass-monster that has a huge tongue. By ass-monster I mean it like literally looks like a huge ass with arms. The tongue is like coming out of its butthole basically

as far as I know there’s no plot outside of that and I have no idea what the tower-climbing and block-pushing and ass-monster has to do with choosing between your girlfriend and a sexy Other Woman

Tsuritama

oh god I google image searched this one and then I also checked the fandom tag for like one minute

There are four main characters that either fish or really like the beach a lot. They spend a lot of time smiling with their mouths open and the sky is always blue and it’s always sunny where they live. They probably don’t go to school. Fish are everything to them. Fish are the tie that binds them together.

It’s really inaccurate about how fishing works in general

Dangan Ronpa?

I know the basic plot of Dangan Ronpa, sorry!!!

attack on titan/shingeki no kyojin

ALL I KNOW OF ATTACK ON TITAN IS THAT GIFSET OF THE HUGE GUY RUNNING AROUND WITH TOAST IN HIS MOUTH???

If that’s the entire show then hot damn I really need to watch it

Okay then here are a few series! Hopefully you haven't seen at least one of them. Full Metal Alchemist, Supernatural, bakemonogatari, my jungle book your year, dangan ronpa, evangelion, romantically apocalyptic, Ava's Demon?

Let’s go with Supernatural.

Two brothers go around ghostbusting. Everyone’s favorite is Dean. Sam is less cool for some reason and he’s sad about it. Some woman was on fire in the first season and that was something that a lot of the fans get really upset about. Dean is gay with Misha Collins. Also Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in it, which is great because he’s a fine-ass older man

Imho he’s the hottest person in that show but everyone focuses on dean and sam and castiel *SHRUGS*

smt?

Usually there is a school involved. Most of the time you are an all-but-nameless main character who never says anything. There are lots of wacky individuals that you have to team up with, and your friendship makes demons or Clow cards or something grow out of their souls that you can use in battle against…some enemy that I’ve never really seen.

SMT is the same thing as Persona, right? Kanji. I know Kanji.