kaymurph:

Day Eight: Your Favorite Guardian 

pose as a family unit cause shit just got real

ironic sweater vest family photos this is the creepiest thing i’ve ever drawn they look like some kind of cult

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER GOD

I HAVE SUCH A TIHNG FOR THEM WEARING HTE SAME OUTFIT I JUST LMFAO GOD DAMNIT STRIDERS ILU

arblogging:

hey sarah i drew you some porn of my otp can we be friends now

LMFAO GOD I’M

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

therealjohnegbert:

Just thought y’all need to be reminded that Rose canonically says she likes Bro’s websites.

Just one of the many, many reasons why I love Rose Lalonde.

the-kitties-titties replied to your photoset: Dave’s lullaby.

I LOVE THIS

doctorscience:

skuboglesby:

nachobragers:

skuboglesby:

hahahahahahha remenber when yoshi had his eyes like half close in mario world?? well he was totalyl killin people DOYYYY?? it’s p. canon

cant wait to defile the corpse of ludwig von koopa………………..

gotta eAT HIM OUT FIRST YYYYYEAH DIG INNA THAT BOY PUSSY

good

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notzilon:

a fish

a fish with tits

titty fish

REBLOGGING THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS

fuckyeahidonteven:

vengeance dad

this is the greatest meme ever, I’m dying

gideongraves:

Always reblog.

temporarily:

This movie accompanied me through my childhood. I watched it so many times I wore the VHS tape out. I think I should buy it on DVD—I feel like I need to rewatch it and recall the feeling of joy I get every time the aerial shot of her making pancakes hits the camera.

I think my goal for being a grown-up is to be as self-sufficient, kind and thoughtful as Matilda is as a kid.

oh my god

/PULLS OUT MATILDA DVD AND WATCHES

scarvenrot 7:53 pm
    I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE??
    I DON’T SPEND ALL DAY JUICING MY GUNS OKAY
Cassandra Lawrence 7:53 pm
    I CAN BENCHPRESS LIKE A WHOLE CAR
scarvenrot 7:54 pm
    YOU ALSO HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS THAT ENABLE YOU TO DO THAT
Cassandra Lawrence 7:54 pm
    YEAH I’M SO COOL
scarvenrot 7:55 pm
    NO. YOU’RE RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS AND YOU SMELL BAD.
Cassandra Lawrence 7:55 pm
    NO, I’M RUDE AND AWESOME AND I SMELL LIKE AXE BODY SPRAY
scarvenrot 7:55 pm
    PRECISELY. YOU SMELL BAD.
Cassandra Lawrence 7:55 pm
    AXE IS AWESOME
scarvenrot 7:55 pm
    THEY SHOULD JUST CALL IT ASS BODY SPRAY
    BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
Cassandra Lawrence 7:56 pm
    YOU PROBABLY GET YOUR BODY SPRAY FROM HOT TOPIC
scarvenrot 7:56 pm
    I DON’T USE BODY SPRAY, I DEODORIZE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING
    OLD SPICE, BITCH
Cassandra Lawrence 7:57 pm
    WHY, YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU THAT GUY ON THE COMMERCIAL