Day Eight: Your Favorite Guardian
pose as a family unit cause shit just got real
ironic sweater vest family photos this is the creepiest thing i’ve ever drawn they look like some kind of cult
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER GOD
I HAVE SUCH A TIHNG FOR THEM WEARING HTE SAME OUTFIT I JUST LMFAO GOD DAMNIT STRIDERS ILU
hey sarah i drew you some porn of my otp can we be friends now
LMFAO GOD I’M
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
Just thought y’all need to be reminded that Rose canonically says she likes Bro’s websites.
Just one of the many, many reasons why I love Rose Lalonde.
hahahahahahha remenber when yoshi had his eyes like half close in mario world?? well he was totalyl killin people DOYYYY?? it’s p. canon
cant wait to defile the corpse of ludwig von koopa………………..
gotta eAT HIM OUT FIRST YYYYYEAH DIG INNA THAT BOY PUSSY
a fish with tits
REBLOGGING THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS
this is the greatest meme ever, I’m dying
This movie accompanied me through my childhood. I watched it so many times I wore the VHS tape out. I think I should buy it on DVD—I feel like I need to rewatch it and recall the feeling of joy I get every time the aerial shot of her making pancakes hits the camera.
I think my goal for being a grown-up is to be as self-sufficient, kind and thoughtful as Matilda is as a kid.
oh my god
/PULLS OUT MATILDA DVD AND WATCHES
I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE??
I DON’T SPEND ALL DAY JUICING MY GUNS OKAY
I CAN BENCHPRESS LIKE A WHOLE CAR
YOU ALSO HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS THAT ENABLE YOU TO DO THAT
YEAH I’M SO COOL
NO. YOU’RE RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS AND YOU SMELL BAD.
NO, I’M RUDE AND AWESOME AND I SMELL LIKE AXE BODY SPRAY
PRECISELY. YOU SMELL BAD.
AXE IS AWESOME
THEY SHOULD JUST CALL IT ASS BODY SPRAY
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
YOU PROBABLY GET YOUR BODY SPRAY FROM HOT TOPIC
I DON’T USE BODY SPRAY, I DEODORIZE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING
OLD SPICE, BITCH
WHY, YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU THAT GUY ON THE COMMERCIAL
NO DUMBASS IT JUST SMELLS GOOD
NO, ACCORDING TO THE COMMERCIAL IT SMELLS LIKE A MAN
DO YOU LIKE MEN, MATTHEW
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, BUT THE ANSWER IS NO
MEN SHOULD SMELL LIKE MEN
NOT LIKE ASS
YOU SMELL LIKE AN ASS
ENVY LIKES IT
ENVY LIKES THE SMELL OF ASS
NO, SHE LIKES THE SMELL OF ME
WHICH IS NOT ASS
NO I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S ASS