omfg I just remembered seeing an ask in my askbox some time ago, I don’t know when it was, I think it must have been Friday or Thursday though, and it was like

“Have you ever had dreams about Bro and Dave? I’ve heard people dream about things they think about a lot”

and at the time I was like “no I haven’t” but thIS WEEKEND

I DREAMED ABOUT BRO AND DAVE AND CAL???

Oh my god here’s my dumb dream

I dreamed we were all sitting in this tiny room around a table, like a board room sort of place

And Bro was sitting opposite me, Cal was beside him in a chair, and Dave was sitting to my left

I remember distinctly that Cal was like twitching and sort of floating in midair, like Bro was flashstepping/manipulating him but he was moving too fucking fast for me to see obviously so Bro himself just looked like he was sitting still

And there was this paddleball thing just sitting in the middle of the table between Bro and I

Dave was just staring straight ahead not saying anything

And I remember seeing Cal just floating there and twitching around was really disturbing and I kept trying to get a better look at him but every time I’d turn my head Bro would be like “DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT HIM, DON’T LOOK AT HIM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU’RE FUCKING UP HIS CONCENTRATION, I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU FUCK HIM UP”

and I realized like halfway through the dream that he was saying Cal was trying to concentrate on playing with the paddleball thing

which nobody was touching, it was just sitting there on the fucking table

And after I realized that Dave started fucking laughing and it was like tHE MOST HORRIFYING THING EVER

LIKE I HAVEN’T BEEN SO SCARED IN A DREAM IN A LONG TIME I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW I JUST

BRO PLEASE