Bad End
Dave's first curse word?

“Fuck”, of course.

One day Bro goes to feed him strained carrots and Dave is just like “fuck nooooooooo” and Bro laughs so hard he snorts and then Dave starts laughing too

20 minutes later there are carrots everywhere and Dave is squealing laughing and hasn’t eaten a bite and Bro is just like “GODDAMNIT DUDE” /crying laughing

And Dave is like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO” /throwing the spoon